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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Should Johnny Cut His Hair?

Johnny has been making a fool out of himself for a couple of months now. Oh, yes, he is. The story begins on a one fine day, but slightly rainy towards the end. Johnny said to himself, "What if I have long hair? What will it be like?". An interesting question he thought. From that day, he prevented himself from going to the barber as much as he could. It's been like 6 or 7 month now. His hair is actually not that long. But it's just friggin ugly! He knows that. Everybody knows that. He even knows that everybody knows that. But he's OK with it. Some people tell it directly to his face. Okay, maybe not that direct, kind of rhetoric kind of way, but yeah, like, "Awwh, dude, cut your friggin hair dude. It's friggin ugly dude". Some even called him names, from M. Rajoli to Steven Seagal, to that some French football player that he doesn't even know of (or is it Italian?). Some people talks behind him, with intentions that he'll hear it. Yeah, of course he heard, he's not deaf. But he'd just pretend like he's got too much earwax blocking the sound waves from reaching his ear drums. He'd just stare to the monitor screen like he'd get fired if he don't finish this friggin module by tonight. He'd just ignore it, like always. And he's getting pretty good at it. He's not angry. Annoyed maybe, but not angry. Sometimes he just felt that he had enough. But usually, moments after that, certain challenges just came out of no where. Like, "Ah, I'll wait till the boss said something". Or even, "Oh what the heck, we'll wait till the CEO said something". Or even better, "Ah, I'll wait till it got stuck on some heavy machinery or something, then I'll cut it". That's Johnny. It's all just an experiment to him. Life is. You'll never know if you don't try. Seeing the reaction of people around him, that's result for him, worthy to make a report on. With graph, and pie charts, and all. But now Johnny thinks that he can't take it anymore. Being thought as a fool has never been Johnny's ambition. But parting with something that he had for 6 or 7 month is not that easy to do. He began to grown attached to it. Should he or should he not cut his hair? To help Johnny decide, you can vote via SMS! Key-in POTONG, followed by a <space>, and then YES, or NO.. or IDONTFCKINGCAREMUTHAFCKR. Send to 338696, extension 506.

17 Comments:

At 5/18/2006 01:46:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bagi karen sikit boleh jadi Albert Einstain..:P

-anak murid-

 
At 5/18/2006 05:32:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur hair is NOT friggin' ugly. Just kindda weird cos it curls in the front haha. Other than that it looks fine man ;)

My vote - Wait till the CEO says something! wahahahahaa

Your Faithful Admirer

P.S. I havent cut my hair for 8 months and I havent comb it since last March!!!

 
At 5/18/2006 08:37:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur hair is NOT friggin' ugly. Just kindda weird cos it curls at the back (bulky). Other than that it looks fine man ;)

My vote - RESTYLE YES

Your Faithful Admirer2

P.S. I havent cut my hair for 2 months and I havent comb it since last this morning!!!

 
At 5/18/2006 08:53:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Johnny here. Dem u 1kHz, y r u talking stuff about me in public! demm.

 
At 5/18/2006 08:57:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Johnny again..

wierd at the front, weird at back.. whadabout the side huh? left right huh? in summary it just friggin ugly all around rite? dont say it other wise maah..

p.s: i dunno i has admirer :o

 
At 5/18/2006 09:10:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course you don't know you "has admirer" cos you "have admirers" ahahahahhaa that's plural for u man

 
At 5/18/2006 09:27:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, its Johnny once more time..

wat prural? huh.. i dunno what prural.. err purlal.. argh, prullar.. aaah, do dem hard to pronounce!

 
At 5/18/2006 10:33:00 pm, Blogger Ikhwan Hayat said...

Eh, looney Johnny.. You don't have to says "it's Johnny" every time. You've put your name on top, people already know it.

Dem you back.

 
At 5/18/2006 11:36:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is 'Johnny' is the real 'Johnny'?

Will the real 'Johnny' please stand up?

 
At 5/19/2006 01:00:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnny,
Stop talking to youself! Ignore your alter personality -> 1khz kekekeke

 
At 5/19/2006 01:31:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

errr...should i give a true and sincere opinion?
potong ah...huduh giler... :p

 
At 5/22/2006 02:13:00 pm, Blogger analogi said...

i cut my hair last saturday! after 6 months!

 
At 5/29/2006 10:51:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

iyeeee....huduh betul rambut kau tu..potong lah woi!!tak sanggup aku lihat rupa sebenar kau.

 
At 5/30/2006 10:18:00 am, Blogger CJ Housewife said...

wan, pjg noo rambut ko tu...dah mcm indon plak...hehe..nk jd rangga ke?huhu....ok laa...lallalalallaa....
p/s:bru ari ni prasan pic ko disebalik muke mamat omputih tu..hehe...kasi rambut mawi satu!!

 
At 5/31/2006 04:50:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

giler..weh tu rambut ko ke tuh?
ahh potong le wei..ke dh potong?kekeke

 
At 6/07/2006 09:04:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you dunno nothing if you don't try. Dah try kan?! Amacam? Apa yg awak tau?

Sincere opinion dr saya...awak lebih sesuai rambut pendek. Rambut panjang wat awak nampak tembam. Kepala nampak beso dr badan. hehehe...;P

 
At 6/07/2006 11:35:00 pm, Blogger Ikhwan Hayat said...

To all the people up there, i have a tragic news.. Johnny still haven't cut his hair! :D despite all the mockery and evil remarks..

latest buzz: Johnny looks like a guy in a old hong kong kung-fu movie.
wachaaaa.. hikmat tendangan tidak berbayang!

 

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