Johnny Cut His Hair

Johnny just cut his hair. This is what Johnny said to me, right after the hair-cutting event took place, and I quote: "This is too short man. Too bloody f*cking short!" Poor Johnny. This reminds me of some what the same incident I had a long time ago. Which I've aptly poetized into a haiku. Sorry, no pics said Johnny. 'Coz it's too bloody f*cking short.