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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Jack Bauer Fact: Top Sixty Facts

Ooohh, what a great man Jack Bauer is. Read the top 60 facts about him here. Among my favourites, "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won." "When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back." "Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants." "Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer"." "When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables." "Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30." "Jack Bauer once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors." And when you've done reading, read some more in the random fact page. You might get some more good facts. "Jack Bauer beats Koreans in Starcraft." "The Friends would get off the couch in Central Perk if Jack Bauer wanted to sit there." "Jack Bauer can start a fire using only water." LOL! p.s: Jack Bauer is a character in the TV series "24". I bet it would be a hell lot funnier if I've watched the series and understand. I never watched them.

1 Comments:

At 2/18/2006 02:18:00 am, Blogger Ikhwan Hayat said...

Oho, there's other "facts" for other people like Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris.
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact

"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

"When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."

"When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt."

"When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell."

"Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor."

"Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time."

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person."


Read the 100 top facts
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=all

Man, these are seriously good humour
LOL

 

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